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Jason and Friends: Season Deux (with all new poop references!)

21 Oct

They call it the sophomore slump. It’s when an awesome rookie season is followed up by a second year that’s about as good as a frozen pie shell filled with dung beetles. Beetles that are currently in possession of a crap ton of dung.

Yep, the sophomore slump can hit anyone, from star baseball players to hit television shows to, yes, even great web-based comedy-tainment like The Jason and Friends Talk Show. So, the world was understandably shaken to its core when it was announced that Jason and Friends would return for season two.

Top Four Concerns of Jason and Friends’ Fans

1. Could Jason and his Friends keep their fans chortling with witty banter?

2. Will Jason and Friends explain to us what the hell chortling is?

3. Will the show’s famously hilarious Web Clip of the Week stave off the urge to turn to hardcore pornography?

4. Can Jason crack McDonald’s secret recipe code and ultimately market his own brand of McRib called the McJason-Delicious-Meat-Based-Cutlet-wich?

It turns out the world can breathe a collective sigh of relief, because the first show of season two is in the books and they landed, quite possibly, the best guest since a loaf of sliced bread appeared on The Tonight Show back in 1977.

The first guest was GeneralTomfoolery.com! Well, not the actual http address, he doesn’t talk much. It was me!

In the first episode of season two we tackle such weighty issues as poop, smelly vintage chairs, picking up infants by their heads, and the only way to truly appreciate the experience of watching Ghostbusters on the big screen… with obscenity-laced cheers.

Enjoy!

Jason & Friends: Episode 15 – Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Batman!

23 May

Once in awhile the stars align, just perfectly. The result is unparalleled bliss. I can think of just a few times in history where this has happened.

  1. Jesus is born, he invents the wheel, rides dinosaurs and is an all around super cool guy.
  2. John Lennon and Paul McCartney meet, The Beatles change music forever.
  3. This one time I order a Hawaiian pizza on a dare, the taste literally blows my pants off. Literally.

Now we can add a fourth instance of perfection to the history books, because the new episode of the Cable Ace Award-winning web comedy show Jason & Friends is here, and if it were a math test it would have scored 105% out of a possible 100%, and shown all its work.

Think I’m overselling it? Probably.

But maybe this will change your mind… this week’s episode contains all three of the basic elements needed to create gold in nature: an interview with the crappiest Batman ever, pictures of strangers who look like idiots at prom and Poison’s number one hit “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”.

Comedy Gold.

 

Now click the play button below and try not to have your pants blown off. You won’t succeed, but try your best.

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Jason & Friends: Episode 14 – Working Out, Pooping Yourself & Gumby

13 May

Summer will be here before we know it and you know what that means!

Pit stains.

But it also means folks will be striving for that better bikini body. I know I am. My two-piece is currently obscured by the unsightliness of my physique. So, I’m getting back into workout mode for the sake of myself and the mental stability of everyone who sees me in skimpy clothing this Summer. And I tend to wear A LOT of skimpy clothing. If bare midriffs and banana hammocks are wrong, I don’t want to be right.

The folks at the Pillsbury Bakeoff-winning Jason & Friends comedy web show are no different. Host Jason Mumaw is running in South Bend, Indiana’s Sunburst 5K.

So, this week’s episode addresses the many trials and tribulations that come with getting in shape. Did you know working out increases your danger of soiling yourself? It’s true. This and many other fun disgusting facts are coming your way, courtesy of Jason & Friends. Oh and also, Gumby makes an appearance!

So tune in, right now, right here!

 

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Jason & Friends Episode 13 – Royal Wedding Hullabaloo

29 Apr

You can say you’re not interested in the Royal Wedding of Kate and Will, but I know better. You’re just trying to look cool. I tried looking cool once in front of my friends. Then I accidentally pooped my pants.

I stopped trying after that.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, why hasn’t anyone dubbed Kate and Will with their standard celebrity-shortened name? You know, like Brangelina or Bennifer. I figured they’d already be Wi-tate or K-Will or something.

Personally I like lengthening celebrity names. I’d like to see the happy couple as Dame Princess Kate-erton Middlewick and Lord Prince Willy-trouser-bottom IV.

With all the hoopla over the Royal Wedding, you knew the AVN-award winning web comedy show Jason & Friends was going to tackle it in this week’s episode. So they spared no expense and booked a live interview via satellite, featuring the royal family expert with the worst British accent in the U.K.

Don’t care for the royals? That’s okay, this episode also gives you some awesomely awkward family photos, so you can laugh at strangers. Plus, dads slapping kids! (Seriously, you kind of have to see that one.)

Watch and be amazed!

P.S. – It’s even funnier if you’re liquored-up!

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Jason & Friends: Episode 12, Rick Astley and Ray Guns

16 Apr

I don’t know about you, but I like to spend my weekends curled up on the couch in front of the warming glow of my laptop, all while indulging in my Fig Newton and cheap champagne addiction. Say what you will about the perks of British Royalty, but in my opinion, to truly feel like a king, all you need is a little Kmart-brand bubbly and some Nabisco-brand fruit and cake.

For me the weekend is a perfect time to catch up on all the interneting I missed during the week while I was out wasting my time earning a living. Forget going “outside” to do “physical” activities and “socialize” with “people,” just give me a computer, an internet connection and plenty of fresh pa-jammy pants for when I soil myself laughing at random YouTube videos, like clips from the comedic genius of Benny Hill:

 

Well, he may not be Benny Hill, but I’ve been hearing plenty of good things about this guy named Jason Mumaw and his friends. Sure, most of the good things I have heard have come from Jason, himself. In fact, he pretty much tells me a dozen times a day about how Benny Hill was a hack and how HE is the real deal.

But I tend to agree with him. Mostly because I’ve been helping out with his Screen Actor’s Guild Awarding-winning web show Jason & Friends. If you haven’t seen it yet — YOU’RE A DAMNED COMMUNIST!

Oh my, pardon me.

Anyway, now’s your chance to check out Jason & Friends. This week’s episode features a hilarious look at our elected officials reciting the brilliant lyrics of 80s mega-star Rick Astley, the difference between men and women and actual video of children blasting each other with actual laser guns.

You had me at Rick Astley, Jason. You. Had me. At Rick Astley.

CLICK HERE and “like” the Jason & Friends Facebook page.

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Jason & Friends, Episode 11: Epic Parenting Fails

8 Apr

By now you may have heard, GeneralTomfoolery.com is pitching-in to help with the internationally-acclaimed, Tony-Award-winning online comedy talk show juggernaut, “Jason & Friends”! In the world of online comedy talk shows, ”Jason & Friends” has no equal. Except for the show’s arch rivals, “Evil Jason & Friends”. But I swear those guys made a deal with the devil to get that good. They look downright sketchy.

How did GeneralTomfoolery.com and “Jason & Friends” team up? Well, it’s a story as old as time. Jason and his friends were roaming back alleys looking for tossed away comedy bits, when they came upon a soiled and tough-talking ruffian named GeneralTomfoolery.com. He was rough around the edges, but Jason and his friends took in this leather jacket-clad, menthol cigarette-smoking hoodlum.

Fast forward to present day and GeneralTomfoolery.com is helping out with writing on the show and most-recently appeared in the open of the latest episode. And you can watch it right here. Be sure to stick around for the entire show to check out some epic parenting fails and a contest where you can win an actual mug from the actual “Jason & Friends” show. (Actual retail value: $12,000.)

To enter the contest, CLICK HERE and tell us what you saw in the picture.

Also, CLICK HERE and “like” the Jason & Friends Facebook page.

AND, if you’ve got a fever and the only prescription is more link-clicking, CLICK HERE and “like” the GeneralTomfoolery.com Facebook page. It will put hair on your chest.

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